Law & Order, SVU: 'Alternate'

Here we go again...

So the season premiere of Law & Order SVU features a multiple mother. At half time she's apparently having a crisis of dysfunctionality, and thus endangering her one-year-old baby. Trauma origin, violent guardian with an accent, amnesiac host, helpless little, stress-trigger switching, not to mention really offensive language from the cops. This is gonna be one of those scream-at-the-TV nights...

Aaaand final score includes Fifi the Slut waving a knife to protect herself from evil alter Burt, a publicity-motivated therapist, a pair of murdered parents, and in the end it turns out she faked the whole thing so she could get away with it. At least she didn't kill the baby. God, I love network television. Shoot me now.

Johnny

pavilion @ karitas . net

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